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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 369295" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>AAADD..........</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!</em></strong></span></span></span></em></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - </span></span></strong></u></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. </strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">This is how it manifests:</span></span></strong></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>I decide to water my garden.</strong></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>As I turn on the hose in the driveway, </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">As I start toward the garage, </span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>I notice mail on the porch table that </strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>I brought up from the mail box earlier. </strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.</span></span></strong></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">I lay my car keys on the table, </span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, </strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>and notice that the can is full.</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">So, I decide to put the bills back </span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>on the table and take out the garbage first.</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">But then I think, </span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>since I'm going to be near the mailbox </strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>when I take out the garbage anyway, </strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>I may as well pay the bills first.</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">I take my check book off the table, </span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>and see that there is only one check left.</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">My extra checks are in my desk in the study, </span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>so I go inside the house to my desk where </strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">I'm going to look for my checks, </span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>but first I need to push the Coke aside </strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>so that I don't accidentally knock it over. </strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">The Coke is getting warm, </span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, </span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>a vase of flowers on the counter </strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>catches my eye--they need water.</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">I put the Coke on the counter and </span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>discover my reading glasses that </strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>I've been searching for all morning.</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">I decide I better put them back on my desk, </span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>but first I'm going to water the flowers.</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">I set the glasses back down on the counter, </span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. </strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Someone left it on the kitchen table.</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, </span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>I'll be looking for the remote, </strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, </strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, </strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>but first I'll water the flowers.</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">I pour some water in the flowers, </span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">So, I set the remote back on the table, </span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>get some towels and wipe up the spill.</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">Then, I head down the hall trying to </span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>remember what I was planning to do.</strong></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>At the end of the day:</strong></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>the car isn't washed</strong></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>the bills aren't paid</strong></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter</strong></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>the flowers don't have enough water,</strong></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>there is still only 1 check in my check book,</strong></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>I can't find the remote,</strong></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>I can't find my glasses,</strong></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.</strong></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> </p><p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, </strong></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>and I'm</strong></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>really tired.</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!</strong></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span 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[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 369295, member: 1246"] AAADD.......... [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ![/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [CENTER][B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B][I]Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. [/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][I][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B][I]Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!![/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [U][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/U][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]This is how it manifests:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]I decide to water my garden.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]As I turn on the hose in the driveway, [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/CENTER][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]As I start toward the garage, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]I notice mail on the porch table that [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]I brought up from the mail box earlier. [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]I lay my car keys on the table, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]and notice that the can is full.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]So, I decide to put the bills back [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]on the table and take out the garbage first.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]But then I think, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]since I'm going to be near the mailbox [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]when I take out the garbage anyway, [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]I may as well pay the bills first.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]I take my check book off the table, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]and see that there is only one check left.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]My extra checks are in my desk in the study, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]so I go inside the house to my desk where [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]I'm going to look for my checks, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]but first I need to push the Coke aside [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]so that I don't accidentally knock it over. [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]The Coke is getting warm, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]a vase of flowers on the counter [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]catches my eye--they need water.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]I put the Coke on the counter and [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]discover my reading glasses that [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]I've been searching for all morning.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]I decide I better put them back on my desk, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]but first I'm going to water the flowers.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]I set the glasses back down on the counter, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]Someone left it on the kitchen table.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]I'll be looking for the remote, [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]but first I'll water the flowers.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]I pour some water in the flowers, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]So, I set the remote back on the table, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]get some towels and wipe up the spill.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]Then, I head down the hall trying to [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]remember what I was planning to do.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [CENTER][B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]At the end of the day:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [CENTER][B][U][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]the car isn't washed[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B] [B][U][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]the bills aren't paid[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B] [B][U][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B] [B][U][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]the flowers don't have enough water,[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B] [B][U][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]there is still only 1 check in my check book,[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B] [B][U][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]I can't find the remote,[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B] [B][U][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]I can't find my glasses,[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B] [B][U][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]and I'm[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]really tired.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!![/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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