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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 369765" data-attributes="member: 1246">Gene Splicing&nbsp;It seems that gene-splicing has become a reality. Now all those old jokes about crossing a parrot with a centipede are within the realm of possibility. Here are a few examples:&nbsp;Cross an Indian monkey with a vine of the legume family and a plant with yellow cup-shaped flowers will give you Rhesus Peanut Buttercup.&nbsp;Cross a Sasquatch and a baboon. It&#039;s a Sassoon that lurks in the suburbs at night, catches unwary women and styles their hair.&nbsp;Cross a sheep dog and a baby of the carp family will get you a Shag-carpette.&nbsp;Cross a rabbit with an amoeba gives you an Amoebit. It can multiply and divide at the same time.&nbsp;Cross a racehorse with a hog and you get a Thoroughpig.&nbsp;Cross a sheep with a porcupine and you get a Sheepupine. It not only supplies you with wool but will also knit you a sweater. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 369765, member: 1246"] Gene Splicing [FONT=Times New Roman]It seems that gene-splicing has become a reality. Now all those old jokes about crossing a parrot with a centipede are within the realm of possibility. Here are a few examples:[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Cross an Indian monkey with a vine of the legume family and a plant with yellow cup-shaped flowers will give you Rhesus Peanut Buttercup.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Cross a Sasquatch and a baboon. It's a Sassoon that lurks in the suburbs at night, catches unwary women and styles their hair.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Cross a sheep dog and a baby of the carp family will get you a Shag-carpette.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Cross a rabbit with an amoeba gives you an Amoebit. It can multiply and divide at the same time.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Cross a racehorse with a hog and you get a Thoroughpig.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Cross a sheep with a porcupine and you get a Sheepupine. It not only supplies you with wool but will also knit you a sweater. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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