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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 369766" data-attributes="member: 1246">A Snowy Virgin&nbsp;&nbsp;An attractive young lady with raven-black hair and wide eyes approached the gates of Heaven. Looking her over, St. Peter said, &quot;And may I ask, young lady, if you are a virgin?&quot;&quot;I am,&quot; was her demure reply.Not wanting to appear distrustful but having to be cautious, St. Peter called over an angel to examine her. Several minutes later the angel returned.&quot;She&#039;s a virgin,&quot; the angel stated, &quot;though I&#039;m obliged to inform you that she *does* have seven small dents in her maidenhead.&quot;Thanking him, St. Peter took his place behind the ledger and faced the girl.&quot;Well, miss, we&#039;re going to admit you. What is your name?&quot;She replied sweetly, &quot;Snow White.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 369766, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B]A Snowy Virgin[/B][/CENTER] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]An attractive young lady with raven-black hair and wide eyes approached the gates of Heaven. Looking her over, St. Peter said, "And may I ask, young lady, if you are a virgin?"[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"I am," was her demure reply.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Not wanting to appear distrustful but having to be cautious, St. Peter called over an angel to examine her. Several minutes later the angel returned.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"She's a virgin," the angel stated, "though I'm obliged to inform you that she *does* have seven small dents in her maidenhead."[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Thanking him, St. Peter took his place behind the ledger and faced the girl.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"Well, miss, we're going to admit you. What is your name?"[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]She replied sweetly, "Snow White."[/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]

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