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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 370285" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The Complete Guide to Orgasms</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Newlyweds get... soregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Nymphos have... let's-do-it-some-moregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">4WDrivers usually experience... four-on-the-floorgasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Salesmen have... door-to-doorgasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Virgins scream out... my-hymen-got-torgasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I know of no one who has... I-abhorgasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Goalies have... scoregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I was married to a man who had... snoregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Golfers have... foregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Hockey players have... Bobby Orrgasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Mushrooms are limited to... sporegasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">And Marco Polo had... exploregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Premature ejaculators have... beforegasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Selfish men have... I-got-mine-you-get-yourgasms</span></span></li> </ul><p>And when you do it...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">in a boat - oargasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">with a nerd - dorkgasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">at the entrance to your house - doorgasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">on the carpet or linoleum - floorgasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">at the supermarket - storegasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">with wild pigs - boargasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">at a Stephen King movie - horrorgasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">with a prostitute - whoregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">with a storyteller - loregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">with an accountant - boregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">while sleeping - snoregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">with cartoon donkeys - eeyoregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">while broke - poorgasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">with a lion - roargasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">for hours and hours on end - soregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">on a golf course - foregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">with a nymphomaniac - ready for moregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">in a gold mine - oregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">with a dermatologists - poregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">with a former vice president - Al Goregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">on the beach - shoregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">in Asia - Singaporegasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">at an all you can eat buffet - smoregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">on the way to a train - all aboardgasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">that isn't very satisfying - there's the doorgasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">during hay fever season - sporegasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">with a cookie - oreogasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">with a meat eater - carnivoregasms</span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">with a vegetarian - vegegasms</span></span></li> </ul></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 370285, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][B]The Complete Guide to Orgasms[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [LIST] [*]Newlyweds get... soregasms [*]Nymphos have... let's-do-it-some-moregasms [*]4WDrivers usually experience... four-on-the-floorgasms [*]Salesmen have... door-to-doorgasms [*]Virgins scream out... my-hymen-got-torgasms [*]I know of no one who has... I-abhorgasms [*]Goalies have... scoregasms [*]I was married to a man who had... snoregasms [*]Golfers have... foregasms [*]Hockey players have... Bobby Orrgasms [*]Mushrooms are limited to... sporegasms [*]And Marco Polo had... exploregasms [*]Premature ejaculators have... beforegasms [*]Selfish men have... I-got-mine-you-get-yourgasms [/LIST]And when you do it... [LIST] [*]in a boat - oargasms [*]with a nerd - dorkgasms [*]at the entrance to your house - doorgasms [*]on the carpet or linoleum - floorgasms [*]at the supermarket - storegasms [*]with wild pigs - boargasms [*]at a Stephen King movie - horrorgasms [*]with a prostitute - whoregasms [*]with a storyteller - loregasms [*]with an accountant - boregasms [*]while sleeping - snoregasms [*]with cartoon donkeys - eeyoregasms [*]while broke - poorgasms [*]with a lion - roargasms [*]for hours and hours on end - soregasms [*]on a golf course - foregasms [*]with a nymphomaniac - ready for moregasms [*]in a gold mine - oregasms [*]with a dermatologists - poregasms [*]with a former vice president - Al Goregasms [*]on the beach - shoregasms [*]in Asia - Singaporegasms [*]at an all you can eat buffet - smoregasms [*]on the way to a train - all aboardgasms [*]that isn't very satisfying - there's the doorgasms [*]during hay fever season - sporegasms [*]with a cookie - oreogasms [*]with a meat eater - carnivoregasms [*]with a vegetarian - vegegasms [/LIST][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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