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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 373031" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Love that pig</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #cc3333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(Hardly seems worth it.) </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #339900"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #cc3333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(Now that's more like it !)</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #00ff33">The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #cc3333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(O.M.G.!)</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff99cc">A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #cc3333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #cc3333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(I'm still not over the pig.)</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #660099"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #cc3333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(Don't try this at home,</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #cc3333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">maybe at work)</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #cc3333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #003333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #003333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #ff0099"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Some lions mate over 50 times a day. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #cc3333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #66cccc">Butterflies taste with their feet.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(Something I always wanted to know.) </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: black">The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #cc3333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(Hmmmmmm......)</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #cc33ff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #cc3333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #003399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Elephants are the only animals that</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #003399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">cannot jump.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(Okay, so that would be a good thing)</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #cc0033"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">A cat's urine glows under a black light. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #cc3333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #cc3333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">( I know some people like that.)</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #00ccff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Starfish have no brains</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(I know some people like that too.) </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Polar bears are left-handed. </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #cc3333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #ff3366"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #cc3333"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(What about that pig??) </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #9900ff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">turn to spread these crazy facts</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #9900ff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">and send this to </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #00ff99"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #00ccff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">even a chuckle.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #00ccff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">In other words, send it to </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">everyone</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> !</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">(and God love that pig!)</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 373031, member: 1246"] Love that pig [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc3333][FONT=Tahoma](Hardly seems worth it.) [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#339900][FONT=Tahoma]If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc3333][FONT=Tahoma](Now that's more like it !)[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#00ff33]The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc3333][FONT=Tahoma](O.M.G.!)[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff99cc]A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc3333][FONT=Tahoma](In my next life, I want to be a pig.)[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc3333][FONT=Tahoma](I'm still not over the pig.)[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#660099][FONT=Tahoma]Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc3333][FONT=Tahoma](Don't try this at home,[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#cc3333][FONT=Tahoma]maybe at work)[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc3333][FONT=Tahoma](Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=red][FONT=Tahoma](30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#003333][FONT=Tahoma]The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#003333][FONT=Tahoma].[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=red][FONT=Tahoma](What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#ff0099][FONT=Tahoma]Some lions mate over 50 times a day. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc3333][FONT=Tahoma](I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#66cccc]Butterflies taste with their feet.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][COLOR=red][FONT=Tahoma](Something I always wanted to know.) [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black]The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc3333][FONT=Tahoma](Hmmmmmm......)[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc33ff][FONT=Tahoma]Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc3333][FONT=Tahoma](If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#003399][FONT=Tahoma]Elephants are the only animals that[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#003399][FONT=Tahoma]cannot jump.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=red][FONT=Tahoma](Okay, so that would be a good thing)[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc0033][FONT=Tahoma]A cat's urine glows under a black light. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc3333][FONT=Tahoma](I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc3333][FONT=Tahoma]( I know some people like that.)[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#00ccff][FONT=Tahoma]Starfish have no brains[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=red][FONT=Tahoma](I know some people like that too.) [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Tahoma]Polar bears are left-handed. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc3333][FONT=Tahoma](If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#ff3366][FONT=Tahoma]Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc3333][FONT=Tahoma](What about that pig??) [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#9900ff][FONT=Tahoma]turn to spread these crazy facts[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#9900ff][FONT=Tahoma]and send this to [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#00ff99][FONT=Tahoma]someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#00ccff][FONT=Tahoma]even a chuckle.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#00ccff][FONT=Tahoma]In other words, send it to [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#ff6600][FONT=Tahoma]everyone[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] ![/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma](and God love that pig!)[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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