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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 373593" data-attributes="member: 5402"><p>NEW MEDICAL DEFINITIONS</p><p></p><p>Acute: Opposite of an uglyArtery: The study of paintings</p><p>Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria</p><p>Barium: What doctors do to dead patients</p><p>Benign: What you are after you're eight.</p><p>Bowel: Letter like A,E,I,O, or U</p><p>Cat scan: Searching for a kitty</p><p>Cauterize: Made eye contact with her</p><p>Cesarean Section: Neighborhood in Rome</p><p>Colic: A sheep dog</p><p>Concussion: A prisoner's sofa</p><p>Congenital: To be friendly</p><p>D & C: Where the White House is</p><p>Dilate: To live too long</p><p>Enema: Not a friend</p><p>Fester: Quicker</p><p>Fibula: A small lie</p><p>GI series: A soldier ball game</p><p>Hangnail: A coat hook</p><p>Impotent: Distinguished, well known</p><p>Jaundice: To include in a group</p><p>Kinesthetics: Relationships among relatives</p><p>Labor pain: Getting hurt at work</p><p>Leper: A wild cat</p><p>Malaria: Shopping place</p><p>Medical staff: A doctor's cane</p><p>Morbid: A higher bid</p><p>Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates</p><p>Node: Was aware of</p><p>Outpatient: A person who fainted</p><p>Pelvis: A cousin of Elvis</p><p>Post-operative: A letter carrier</p><p>Recovery room: A place used for upholstery work.</p><p>Rectum: It almost killed him</p><p>Rheumatic: Amorous</p><p>Secretion: Hiding something</p><p>Seizure: A Roman emperor</p><p>Serology: Study of English Knighthood</p><p>Tablet: A small table</p><p>Terminal illness: Getting sick at the airport</p><p>Tumor: More than one</p><p>Urine: Opposite of you're out</p><p>Varicose: Nearby</p><p>Vein: Conceited</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 373593, member: 5402"] NEW MEDICAL DEFINITIONS Acute: Opposite of an uglyArtery: The study of paintings Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria Barium: What doctors do to dead patients Benign: What you are after you're eight. Bowel: Letter like A,E,I,O, or U Cat scan: Searching for a kitty Cauterize: Made eye contact with her Cesarean Section: Neighborhood in Rome Colic: A sheep dog Concussion: A prisoner's sofa Congenital: To be friendly D & C: Where the White House is Dilate: To live too long Enema: Not a friend Fester: Quicker Fibula: A small lie GI series: A soldier ball game Hangnail: A coat hook Impotent: Distinguished, well known Jaundice: To include in a group Kinesthetics: Relationships among relatives Labor pain: Getting hurt at work Leper: A wild cat Malaria: Shopping place Medical staff: A doctor's cane Morbid: A higher bid Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates Node: Was aware of Outpatient: A person who fainted Pelvis: A cousin of Elvis Post-operative: A letter carrier Recovery room: A place used for upholstery work. Rectum: It almost killed him Rheumatic: Amorous Secretion: Hiding something Seizure: A Roman emperor Serology: Study of English Knighthood Tablet: A small table Terminal illness: Getting sick at the airport Tumor: More than one Urine: Opposite of you're out Varicose: Nearby Vein: Conceited [/QUOTE]
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