Home
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 373594" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The Seniors Breakfast Special</p><p>********************************** </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center">We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" </p><p style="text-align: center">was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, toast and coffee/tea for $1.99</p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center">"Sounds good," said my wife.. "But I don't want the eggs."</p><p style="text-align: center">"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents, the waitress warned her, </p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">because you're ordering a la carte," </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">.</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center">"You mean I'd have to pay more for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously.</p><p style="text-align: center">"YES!!" stated the waitress. </p> <p style="text-align: center">"I'll take the special then." my wife said.</p> <p style="text-align: center">"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.</p> <p style="text-align: center">"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.</p> <p style="text-align: center">She took the two eggs home. </p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center">MORAL ?</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center">We've been around the block more than Once !</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 373594, member: 1246"] The Seniors Breakfast Special ********************************** [CENTER]We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" [CENTER]was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, toast and coffee/tea for $1.99[/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER]"Sounds good," said my wife.. "But I don't want the eggs." [CENTER]"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents, the waitress warned her, [/CENTER] because you're ordering a la carte," .[/CENTER] [CENTER]"You mean I'd have to pay more for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously. [CENTER]"YES!!" stated the waitress. "I'll take the special then." my wife said. "How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked. "Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home. [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER]MORAL ? DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! [/CENTER] [CENTER]We've been around the block more than Once ![/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
Top