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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 374702" data-attributes="member: 5402">Jesus verses SatanThis is one of the best clean jokes I&#039;ve seen in awhile!Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was betteron the computer. They had been going at it for days, andfrankly God was tiredof hearing all the bickering.Finally fed up, God said, &#039;THAT&#039;S IT! I have had enough. I am going toset up a test that will run for two hours, and from thoseresults, I will judge who does the better job.&#039;So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.They moused.They faxed.They e-mailed.They e-mailed with attachments.They downloaded.They did spreadsheets!They wrote reports.They created labels and cards.They created charts and graphs.They did some genealogy reportsThey did every job known to man.Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the powerwent off.Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word knownin the underworld.Jesus just sighed.Finally the electricity came back on, and each of themrestartedtheircomputers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:It&#039;s gone! It&#039;s all GONE! &#039;I lost everything when the power went out!&#039;Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his filesfrom the past two hours of work.Satan observed this and became irate.&#039;Wait!&#039; he screamed. &#039;That&#039;s not fair! He cheated! How come he hasallhis work and I don&#039;t have any?&#039;God just shrugged and said,...&#039;JESUS SAVES&#039;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 374702, member: 5402"] Jesus verses Satan This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in awhile! Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was betteron the computer. They had been going at it for days, andfrankly God was tiredof hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going toset up a test that will run for two hours, and from thoseresults, I will judge who does the better job.' So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the powerwent off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word knownin the underworld. Jesus just sighed.Finally the electricity came back on, and each of themrestartedtheircomputers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!' Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his filesfrom the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he hasallhis work and I don't have any?' God just shrugged and said, . . .'JESUS SAVES' [/QUOTE]

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