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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 375624" data-attributes="member: 1246">Math Test.........&nbsp;An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won&#039;t hire him untilhe passes a little math test. &quot;Here&#039;s your first question,&quot; the foremansaid.&quot;Without using numbers, represent the number 9.&quot;&quot;Without numbers?&quot; the Italian says, &quot;Dats a easy.&quot; and heproceeds to draw three trees.&quot;What&#039;s this?&quot; the boss asks.&quot;Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make a nine,&quot; saysthe Italian.&quot;Fair enough,&quot; says the boss. &quot;Here&#039;s your second question. Usethe same ; rules, but this time the number is 99.&quot;The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up thepicture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. &quot;Ere you go.&quot;The boss scratches his head and says, &quot;How on earth do you get thatto represent 99?&quot;&quot;Each of da trees is a dirty now. So, it&#039;s dirty tree, and dirtytree, and dirty tree. Dats a 99.&quot;The boss is getting worried that he&#039;s going to actually have tohire this flipping Italian, so he says, &quot;All right, last question Same rulesagain, but represent the number 100.&quot;The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the pictureagain and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, &quot;Ereyou go. One hundred.&quot;The boss looks at the attempt. &quot;You must be nuts if you thinkthat represents a hundred!&quot;The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base ofeach tree and says, &quot;A little doga come along and crapa by each a tree.So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirtytree and a turd, data makea one hundred.So, when I&#039;m a gonna start?&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 375624, member: 1246"] Math Test......... An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Dats a easy." and he proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make a nine," says the Italian. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same ; rules, but this time the number is 99." The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go." The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees is a dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dats a 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this flipping Italian, so he says, "All right, last question Same rules again, but represent the number 100." The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred." The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little doga come along and crapa by each a tree. So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, when I'm a gonna start?" [/QUOTE]

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