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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 377403" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The Dog...How do I love thee? Let me count the ways . . . .</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I love thee agreeably - enough to let your stinky dog hide on the bed after a run through damp leaves, mud and slug infested gardens.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I love thee steadfastly - enough to devote a year to raising you from a wobbly speck into a strong healthy adult (who promptly attempts to seize control).</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I love thee passionately - despite your repeated efforts to probe my ears, eyes and mouth with the same tongue you use for various other atrocities.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I love thee well - despite the amazing odors you produce.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I love thee deeply - though you use me as a napkin at every opportunity.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I love thee madly - despite the various bodily functions you have performed at inappropriate moments - in inappropriate places.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I love thee constantly - despite the dog "bladder curfew" I have lived by for many years.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I love thee truly - despite the "doggie land mines" hidden in the grass.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I love thee absolutely - because you never (well, hardly ever) hog the remote control.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I love thee gratefully - because you stay by my side (or on my side).</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I love thee devotedly - more than clean carpeting, clothing, furniture, floors or walls.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I love thee bravely - enough to battle the indomitable flea on your behalf.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I love thee monetarily - enough to put the vet's children through college.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I love thee openly - I will bear any embarrassment for your furry sake.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I love thee totally - more than free time, excess cash or a predictable life. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 377403, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]The Dog...How do I love thee? Let me count the ways . . . .[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I love thee agreeably - enough to let your stinky dog hide on the bed after a run through damp leaves, mud and slug infested gardens.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I love thee steadfastly - enough to devote a year to raising you from a wobbly speck into a strong healthy adult (who promptly attempts to seize control).[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I love thee passionately - despite your repeated efforts to probe my ears, eyes and mouth with the same tongue you use for various other atrocities.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I love thee well - despite the amazing odors you produce.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I love thee deeply - though you use me as a napkin at every opportunity.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I love thee madly - despite the various bodily functions you have performed at inappropriate moments - in inappropriate places.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I love thee constantly - despite the dog "bladder curfew" I have lived by for many years.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I love thee truly - despite the "doggie land mines" hidden in the grass.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I love thee absolutely - because you never (well, hardly ever) hog the remote control.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I love thee gratefully - because you stay by my side (or on my side).[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I love thee devotedly - more than clean carpeting, clothing, furniture, floors or walls.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I love thee bravely - enough to battle the indomitable flea on your behalf.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I love thee monetarily - enough to put the vet's children through college.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I love thee openly - I will bear any embarrassment for your furry sake.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I love thee totally - more than free time, excess cash or a predictable life. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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