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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 377857" data-attributes="member: 1246">A Jury of Lawyers......&nbsp;A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4 P. M. And getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty. He found a dozen lawyers in the main lobby and told them that they were a jury. The lawyers thought this would be a novel experience and so followed the judge back to the courtroom.&nbsp;The trial was over in about 10 minutes and it was very clear that the defendant was guilty. The jury went into the jury room, the judge started getting ready to go home, and everyone waited. After nearly three hours, the judge was totally out of patience and sent the bailiff into the jury-room to see what was holding up the verdict.&nbsp;When the bailiff returned, the judge said, &quot;Well have they got a verdict yet?&quot;&nbsp;The bailiff shook his head and said, &quot;Verdict? Hell, they&#039;re still doing nominating speeches for the foreman&#039;s position!&quot; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 377857, member: 1246"] A Jury of Lawyers...... [FONT=Times New Roman]A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4 P. M. And getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty. He found a dozen lawyers in the main lobby and told them that they were a jury. The lawyers thought this would be a novel experience and so followed the judge back to the courtroom.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The trial was over in about 10 minutes and it was very clear that the defendant was guilty. The jury went into the jury room, the judge started getting ready to go home, and everyone waited. After nearly three hours, the judge was totally out of patience and sent the bailiff into the jury-room to see what was holding up the verdict.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]When the bailiff returned, the judge said, "Well have they got a verdict yet?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The bailiff shook his head and said, "Verdict? Hell, they're still doing nominating speeches for the foreman's position!" [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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