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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 378388" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><u><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #800080">ADULT:</span></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: purple">A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: teal"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: teal"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: teal"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: teal"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: teal">BEAUTY PARLOR:</span></span></strong></u></span></strong><strong><span style="color: teal"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: teal"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: teal">A place where women curl up and dye.</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black">CANNIBAL:</span></span></strong></u></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">Someone who is fed up with people.</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: blue">CHICKENS:</span></span></strong></u></span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: maroon">COMMITTEE:</span></span></strong></u></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #a00000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #a00000"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #a00000">A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: purple"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: purple">DUST:</span></span></strong></u></span></strong><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple">Mud with the juice squeezed out.</span></span></strong></span></strong><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: blue">EGOTIST:</span></span></strong></u></span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. </span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: green"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green">HANDKERCHIEF:</span></span></strong></u></span></strong><strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: green"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">Cold Storage.</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: purple"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: purple">INFLATION:</span></span></strong></u></span></strong><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple">Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: green"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green">MOSQUITO:</span></span></strong></u></span></strong><strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: green"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">An insect that makes you like flies better.</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: navy">RAISIN:</span></span></strong></u></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">Grape with a sunburn.</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: maroon">SECRET:</span></span></strong></u></span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon">Something you tell to one person at a time.</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: blue">SKELETON:</span></span></strong></u></span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color: teal"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: teal"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: teal"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: teal"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: teal">TOOTHACHE:</span></span></strong></u></span></strong><strong><span style="color: teal"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: teal"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: teal"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: teal">The pain that drives you to extraction.</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><span style="color: purple"></span></p><p> <span style="color: purple"></span></p><p><span style="color: purple"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 26px">TOMORROW:</span></strong></u></span><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: green"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: green">YAWN:</span></span></strong></u></span></strong><strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: green"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green">An honest opinion openly expressed.</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">and MY Personal Favorite!!</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"><u><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red">WRINKLES:</span></span></strong></u></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">Something other people have,</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">similar to my character</span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">lines.</span></span></strong></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 378388, member: 1246"] [B][U][SIZE=7][COLOR=#800080]ADULT:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=purple]A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][COLOR=teal] [U][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=teal]BEAUTY PARLOR:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/U][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=teal] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=teal]A place where women curl up and dye.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black] [U][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=black]CANNIBAL:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/U][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black]Someone who is fed up with people.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue] [U][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=blue]CHICKENS:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/U][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=maroon] [U][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=maroon]COMMITTEE:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/U][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#a00000] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#a00000]A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=purple] [U][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=purple]DUST:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/U][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=purple] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple]Mud with the juice squeezed out.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=blue] [U][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=blue]EGOTIST:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/U][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=green] [U][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=green]HANDKERCHIEF:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/U][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=green] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]Cold Storage.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=purple] [U][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=purple]INFLATION:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/U][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=purple] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple]Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=green] [U][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=green]MOSQUITO:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/U][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=green] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]An insect that makes you like flies better.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy] [U][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=navy]RAISIN:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/U][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy]Grape with a sunburn.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=maroon] [U][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=maroon]SECRET:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/U][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon]Something you tell to one person at a time.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue] [U][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=blue]SKELETON:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/U][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=teal] [U][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=teal]TOOTHACHE:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/U][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=teal] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=teal]The pain that drives you to extraction.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=purple] [U][B][SIZE=7]TOMORROW:[/SIZE][/B][/U][/COLOR][B][COLOR=navy] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy]One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=green] [U][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=green]YAWN:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/U][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=green] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=green]An honest opinion openly expressed.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black]and MY Personal Favorite!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red] [U][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=red]WRINKLES:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/U][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]Something other people have,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]similar to my character[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]lines.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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