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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 378551" data-attributes="member: 5402"><p>The Broken Lawn Mower </p><p>When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me </p><p>that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf -always something more </p><p>important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily </p><p>snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. </p><p>I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.' </p><p> The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 378551, member: 5402"] The Broken Lawn Mower When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf -always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.' The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. [/QUOTE]
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