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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 378927" data-attributes="member: 1246">LIFE&#039;S IRONIES.......&nbsp;We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off.&nbsp;We demand speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won&#039;t buy a car if it can&#039;t go over 100 miles an hour.&nbsp;We know the line-up of every baseball team in the American and National Leagues but mumble through half the words in the &quot;Star Spangled Banner.&quot;&nbsp;We&#039;ll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour on slick pavement to make up for lost time.&nbsp;We will work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm.&nbsp;We run from morning to night trying to keep our &quot;earning power&quot; up with our &quot;yearning power.&quot;&nbsp;We get upset we&#039;re spending over a billion dollars for education, but spend three billion dollars a year for cigarettes.&nbsp;In the office we talk about baseball, shopping or fishing, but when we are out at the game, the mall or on the lake, we talk about business.&nbsp;We&#039;re supposed to be the most civilized Christian nation on earth, but we still can&#039;t deliver payrolls without an armored car.&nbsp;We have more experts on marriage than any other country in the world and still have more divorces.&nbsp;We&#039;re the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating it. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 378927, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]LIFE'S IRONIES.......[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]We demand speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won't buy a car if it can't go over 100 miles an hour.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]We know the line-up of every baseball team in the American and National Leagues but mumble through half the words in the "Star Spangled Banner."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]We'll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour on slick pavement to make up for lost time.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]We will work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]We run from morning to night trying to keep our "earning power" up with our "yearning power."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]We get upset we're spending over a billion dollars for education, but spend three billion dollars a year for cigarettes.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]In the office we talk about baseball, shopping or fishing, but when we are out at the game, the mall or on the lake, we talk about business.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]We're supposed to be the most civilized Christian nation on earth, but we still can't deliver payrolls without an armored car.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]We have more experts on marriage than any other country in the world and still have more divorces.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating it. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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