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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 379843" data-attributes="member: 1246">Will I live to see 80?&nbsp;I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing &#039;fairly well&#039; for my age.&nbsp;A little concerned about that comment, I couldn&#039;t resist asking him, &#039;Do you think I&#039;ll live to be 80?&#039;&nbsp;He asked, &#039;Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?&nbsp;&#039;&#039;Oh no,&#039; I replied. &#039;I&#039;m not doing drugs, either!&#039;&nbsp;Then he asked, &#039;Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?&#039;&nbsp;I said, &#039;No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!&#039;&nbsp;Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?&#039;&nbsp;&#039;No, I don&#039;t,&#039; I said.&nbsp;He asked, &#039;Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?&#039;&nbsp;&#039;No,&#039; I said.&nbsp;He looked at me and said, &#039;Then, why do you even give a <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2&nbsp; &nbsp; :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2&nbsp; &nbsp; :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2&nbsp; &nbsp; :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2&nbsp; &nbsp; :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2&nbsp; &nbsp; :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />?&#039;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 379843, member: 1246"] Will I live to see 80? I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine? ''Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said. He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored:?' [/QUOTE]

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