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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 381306" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Things You'll Never Hear In A Western Movie........</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys room."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Y'know, Badlands Pete... a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice prairie breeze, just you 'n' me... what say we put on the rhinestone gowns and dance a jig or two?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Let's see... hardtack and pemmican... that's three grams of fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get started on the gazpacho and the fondue."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen eye for interior decoration."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my butt look big?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is from Dodge."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS!! ...Okay, now a little to the left... Oooh! Stop right there. Perfect!" </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 381306, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]Things You'll Never Hear In A Western Movie........[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys room."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Y'know, Badlands Pete... a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice prairie breeze, just you 'n' me... what say we put on the rhinestone gowns and dance a jig or two?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Let's see... hardtack and pemmican... that's three grams of fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get started on the gazpacho and the fondue."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen eye for interior decoration."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my butt look big?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is from Dodge."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS!! ...Okay, now a little to the left... Oooh! Stop right there. Perfect!" [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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