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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 382306" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Geography of a Woman</p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France, gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. </li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 382306, member: 1246"] Geography of a Woman [LIST] [*]Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. [*] [*]Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. [*] [*]Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. [*] [*]Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France, gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit. [*] [*]Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. [*] [*]Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. [*] [*]Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. [*] [*]After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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