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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 382735" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">EST all American women are asked to walk out of their</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">house completely naked to help weed out any</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">chairs in front of their house to prove they are not</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">nude women other than their wife and to show support</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">for all American women. Since Islam also does not</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">American government appreciates your efforts to root</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">out terrorists and applauds your participation in this</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">anti-terrorist activity. God bless America!</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">don't send this to at least 5 people you're a</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">terrorist sympathizing lily-livered coward and are in</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: navy">the position of posing as a national threat!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 382735, member: 1246"] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Lucida Handwriting]MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY![/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]EST all American women are asked to walk out of their[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]house completely naked to help weed out any[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]chairs in front of their house to prove they are not[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]nude women other than their wife and to show support[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]for all American women. Since Islam also does not[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]American government appreciates your efforts to root[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]out terrorists and applauds your participation in this[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]anti-terrorist activity. God bless America![/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]don't send this to at least 5 people you're a[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]terrorist sympathizing lily-livered coward and are in[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=navy]the position of posing as a national threat![/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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