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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 383219" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center">Fishin'</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone else. Whereas the </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">other guys would only catch three or four fish a day, Sam </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">would come in from the lake with a boat full of fish. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">Stringer after stringer was packed with freshly caught </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">trout. The warden, curious, asked Sam his secret. The </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">successful fisherman invited the game warden to accompany </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">him and observe. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">So the next morning, the two met at the dock and took off in Sam's boat. When they got to the middle of the lake, </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">Sam stopped the boat, and the warden sat back to see how </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">it was done. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">Sam's approach was simple: He took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it into the air. The explosion rocked the </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">lake with such a force that dead fish immediately began to </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">surface. Sam took out a net and started scooping them up. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">Well, you can imagine the reaction of the game warden. When he recovered from the shock of it all, he began yelling at </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">Sam, "You can't do this! I'll put you in jail, buddy! You </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">will be paying every fine there is!" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">Sam, meanwhile, set his net down and took out another stick of dynamite. He lit it and tossed it in the lap of the game </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">warden, "Are you going to sit there all day complaining, or </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000080">are you going to fish?"</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #004080"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #004080"></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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