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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 386842" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">For all of us who are seniors---</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">for all of you who know seniors---</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">and for all of you who will be seniors.</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">It pays to be able to laugh about it when you are!</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #007f40"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Where Is My Paper? </span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #007f40"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The irate customer calling the newspaper offices, loudly</span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #007f40"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.</span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #007f40"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Ma'am, said the employee, today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not</span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #007f40"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">delivered 'til Sunday.</span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #007f40"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">There was quite a pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition.</span></strong></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'So that's why no one was in church today.'</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 386842, member: 1246"] [B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]For all of us who are seniors---[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]for all of you who know seniors---[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]and for all of you who will be seniors.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]It pays to be able to laugh about it when you are![/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=#007f40][B][FONT=Arial]Where Is My Paper? [/FONT][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#007f40][B][FONT=Arial]The irate customer calling the newspaper offices, loudly[/FONT][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#007f40][B][FONT=Arial]demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.[/FONT][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#007f40][B][FONT=Arial]Ma'am, said the employee, today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not[/FONT][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#007f40][B][FONT=Arial]delivered 'til Sunday.[/FONT][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#007f40][B][FONT=Arial]There was quite a pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition.[/FONT][/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#ff6600][FONT=Arial]'So that's why no one was in church today.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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