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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 388350" data-attributes="member: 1246">Ramblings of a Retired Mind....&nbsp;I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones That everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse.&nbsp;I can&#039;t afford one.&nbsp;So, I&#039;m wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my hearing Aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.&nbsp;You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people Didn&#039;t like me anyway.&nbsp;I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer Cans!&nbsp;I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is &#039;when you still Have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.&#039;&nbsp;I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it &quot;Pumping Rust.&quot;&nbsp;I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That&#039;s when your chest is Falling into your drawers!&nbsp;I know, when people see a cat&#039;s litter box, they always say, &quot;Oh, have you Got a cat?&quot;&nbsp;Just once I want to say, &quot;No, it&#039;s for company!&quot;&nbsp;Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of An emergency.&#039;&nbsp;I think you should write, &quot;A Good Doctor!&quot;&nbsp;Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?&nbsp;What are we supposed to do... Write to these men?&nbsp;Why don&#039;t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the Mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?&nbsp;Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures!&nbsp;I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as They get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their Finals.&nbsp;As for me, I&#039;m just hoping God grades on the curve. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 388350, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]Ramblings of a Retired Mind....[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones That everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I can't afford one.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my hearing Aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people Didn't like me anyway.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer Cans![/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still Have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it "Pumping Rust."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is Falling into your drawers![/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you Got a cat?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of An emergency.'[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]What are we supposed to do... Write to these men?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the Mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures![/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as They get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their Finals.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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