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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 389842" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">4 guys sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the rest room. The three others talked about their kids. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue">The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a company at the bottom. He studied Business and began to climb the corporate ladder, became president of the company. He's so rich; he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for Christmas. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue">The second guy said, 'Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, went to flight school to become a pilot. He became a partner, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet as a Christmas gift. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue">The third man said: 'Well, that is terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer, started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave an expensive Christmas gift to his b est friend: A 30,000 square foot mansion.' </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue">The three friends congratulate each other just as the fourth returned from the rest room and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?' </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue">One of the three said: 'We're talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons... What about your son?' </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue">The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.' </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue">The three friends said: 'That's a shame .. what a disappointment.' </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue">The fourth man replied: 'Nah, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too badly either. Just this Christmas alone he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.' </span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 389842, member: 1246"] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]4 guys sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the rest room. The three others talked about their kids. [/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue]The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a company at the bottom. He studied Business and began to climb the corporate ladder, became president of the company. He's so rich; he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for Christmas. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue]The second guy said, 'Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, went to flight school to become a pilot. He became a partner, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet as a Christmas gift. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue]The third man said: 'Well, that is terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer, started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave an expensive Christmas gift to his b est friend: A 30,000 square foot mansion.' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue]The three friends congratulate each other just as the fourth returned from the rest room and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue]One of the three said: 'We're talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons... What about your son?' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue]The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue]The three friends said: 'That's a shame .. what a disappointment.' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue]The fourth man replied: 'Nah, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too badly either. Just this Christmas alone he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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