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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 389843" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">How To Install A Home Security System In The South</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">==============================</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">=========</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">men's used size 14-16 work boots.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">of Guns and Ammo Magazine.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">magazines.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">4. Leave a note on your door that reads:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000">"Cooter"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 389843, member: 1246"] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]How To Install A Home Security System In The South[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]==============================[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]=========[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]men's used size 14-16 work boots.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]of Guns and Ammo Magazine.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]magazines.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]4. Leave a note on your door that reads:[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000]"Cooter"[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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