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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 390337" data-attributes="member: 1246">Laws That Govern Parents........&nbsp;Sir Isaac Newton may have discovered the laws of gravity, but here&#039;s a parallel set of laws that govern moms and dads:&nbsp;A child&#039;s behavior will improve in proportion to the distance he/she is away from the parent.&nbsp;Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of tantrum lasts 20 times as long as two minutes of quiet time.&nbsp;The choice of a preschooler&#039;s best friend corresponds directly to the distance the friend lives from your house.&nbsp;A child&#039;s enjoyment of a popular entertainment will be inversely proportionate to the parent&#039;s enjoyment.&nbsp;The chance of a surprise visit by your parents-in-law is directly proportional to the size of the mess in your home.&nbsp;A child will always eat exactly what she has loved for the past year... unless it is the only food in the fridge.&nbsp;The ease with which a toddler acquires the ability to say a word increases with its likelihood to embarrass a sailor. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 390337, member: 1246"] Laws That Govern Parents........ [FONT=Times New Roman]Sir Isaac Newton may have discovered the laws of gravity, but here's a parallel set of laws that govern moms and dads:[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance he/she is away from the parent.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of tantrum lasts 20 times as long as two minutes of quiet time.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The choice of a preschooler's best friend corresponds directly to the distance the friend lives from your house.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]A child's enjoyment of a popular entertainment will be inversely proportionate to the parent's enjoyment.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The chance of a surprise visit by your parents-in-law is directly proportional to the size of the mess in your home.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]A child will always eat exactly what she has loved for the past year... unless it is the only food in the fridge.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The ease with which a toddler acquires the ability to say a word increases with its likelihood to embarrass a sailor. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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