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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 390820" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">PREGNANCY Q & A</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: Should I have a baby after 35?</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><em><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A: No, 35 children is enough.</span></span></em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><em><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. </span></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?</span></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><em><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A: Childbirth.</span></span></em></p><p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. </span></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><em><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A: So what's your question?</span></span></em></p><p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? </span></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><em><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. </span></span></em></p><p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: When is the best time to get an epidural ?</span></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><em><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. </span></span></em></p><p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? </span></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><em><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. </span></span></em></p><p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? </span></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><em><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A: Yes, pregnancy.</span></span></em></p><p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?</span></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><em><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. </span></span></em></p><p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? </span></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><em><span style="color: #731481"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A: When the kids are in college.</span></span></em></p><p></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 390820, member: 1246"] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000][FONT=Arial]PREGNANCY Q & A[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]Q: Should I have a baby after 35?[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [I][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]A: No, 35 children is enough.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma] [I][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/FONT][/CENTER][FONT=Tahoma] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [I][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]A: Childbirth.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [I][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]A: So what's your question?[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [I][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]Q: When is the best time to get an epidural ?[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [I][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [I][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [I][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]A: Yes, pregnancy.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [I][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [I][COLOR=#731481][FONT=Arial]A: When the kids are in college.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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