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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 391691" data-attributes="member: 1246">LITTLE KNOWN ILLNESSES......&nbsp;AFROPHOBIA: Fear of the return of the 70&#039;s hair styles.&nbsp;ASPECT: What you get when you bend over in a chicken coop.&nbsp;ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it.&nbsp;BAGGRAVATION, n. A feeling of annoyance and anger one endures at the airport when his/her bags have not arrived at the baggage carousel but everyone else&#039;s bags have.&nbsp;BLAMPS: This is a wicked combination of bloating and cramps.&nbsp;CAMPAIGN: Back ache from sleeping too long in a tent.&nbsp;DEJA FLU: The feeling that one has had this cold before.&nbsp;DEPOTPHOBIA: Fear associated with entering a Home Depot because of how much money one might spend.&nbsp;HIPATITIS: Terminal coolness.&nbsp;HYPOCOINDRIA: Fear of not having correct change.&nbsp;HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX: Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a pool.&nbsp;HERPES CINEPLEX: Rash caused by movie tickets priced at $9.50.&nbsp;KINSTIRPATION: (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.&nbsp;OREOPOROSIS: Disorder caused by too many cookies, not enough milk.&nbsp;OSTEOPORNOSIS: A degenerate disease.&nbsp;SONSTROKE: An attack during the reading of a will.&nbsp;VISACARDITIS: The heart-stopping sensation brought on by exceeding your credit limit.&nbsp;AND.......... DOCTORS Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.&nbsp;OPTHALMOLOGIST&#039;S office – Site for sore eyes </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 391691, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]LITTLE KNOWN ILLNESSES......[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]AFROPHOBIA: Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]ASPECT: What you get when you bend over in a chicken coop.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]BAGGRAVATION, n. A feeling of annoyance and anger one endures at the airport when his/her bags have not arrived at the baggage carousel but everyone else's bags have.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]BLAMPS: This is a wicked combination of bloating and cramps.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]CAMPAIGN: Back ache from sleeping too long in a tent.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]DEJA FLU: The feeling that one has had this cold before.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]DEPOTPHOBIA: Fear associated with entering a Home Depot because of how much money one might spend.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]HIPATITIS: Terminal coolness.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]HYPOCOINDRIA: Fear of not having correct change.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX: Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a pool.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]HERPES CINEPLEX: Rash caused by movie tickets priced at $9.50.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]KINSTIRPATION: (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]OREOPOROSIS: Disorder caused by too many cookies, not enough milk.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]OSTEOPORNOSIS: A degenerate disease.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]SONSTROKE: An attack during the reading of a will.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]VISACARDITIS: The heart-stopping sensation brought on by exceeding your credit limit.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]AND.......... DOCTORS Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]OPTHALMOLOGIST'S office – Site for sore eyes [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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