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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 393974" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Childbirth at 65</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> .......</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">'May I see the new baby?' I asked</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">'No, not yet,' She said.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">After another few minutes had elapsed,</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">'No, not yet,' replied my friend.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait unti l he CRIES?' </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, <strong><strong>O.K.?!!'</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 393974, member: 1246"] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Childbirth at 65[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] .......[/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]'May I see the new baby?' I asked[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]'No, not yet,' She said.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]After another few minutes had elapsed,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]'No, not yet,' replied my friend.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait unti l he CRIES?' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, [B][B]O.K.?!!'[/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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