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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 395375" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Kids</span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Are</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <span style="color: green">Quick</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">______________________________</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: red">TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">MARIA:</span><span style="color: #220000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Here it is.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">CLASS: </span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Maria.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #220000">____________________________________</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #400080">TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">JOHN: </span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">You told me to do it without using tables.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">______________________________</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: teal">TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: teal">TEACHER: No, that's wrong</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">GLENN: </span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">______________________________</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: green">TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">DONALD: H I J K L M N O.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: green">TEACHER: What are you talking about?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">DONALD: </span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Yesterday you said its H to O.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">______________________________</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #804000">TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">WINNIE: Me!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">______________________________</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff6600">TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #220000">GLEN: </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">______________________________</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: green">TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">MILLIE: I is..</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: green">TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">MILLIE: </span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">______________________________</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: red">TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">cherry</span></span> <span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">tree, but also admitted it. </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">______________________________</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #0000a0">TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">SIMON: </span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">______________________________</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #8000ff">TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">CLYDE : </span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">No, sir. It's the same dog.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">______________________________</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: gray">HAROLD: A teacher</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">______________________________</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 395375, member: 1246"] [COLOR=#400080][FONT=Tahoma]Kids[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]Are[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=green]Quick[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]______________________________[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=red]TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]MARIA:[/FONT][COLOR=#220000][FONT=Arial] Here it is.[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=red]TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]CLASS: [/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Maria.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#220000]____________________________________[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#400080]TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]JOHN: [/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS]You told me to do it without using tables.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]______________________________[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=teal]TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'[/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=teal]TEACHER: No, that's wrong[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]GLENN: [/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]______________________________[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=green]TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]DONALD: H I J K L M N O.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=green]TEACHER: What are you talking about?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]DONALD: [/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Yesterday you said its H to O.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]______________________________[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#804000]TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]WINNIE: Me![/FONT] [FONT=Arial]______________________________[/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff6600]TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#220000]GLEN: [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]______________________________[/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=green]TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]MILLIE: I is..[/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=green]TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]MILLIE: [/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS]All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]______________________________[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=red]TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's [/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS]cherry[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS]tree, but also admitted it. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial]LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]______________________________[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#0000a0]TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]SIMON: [/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS]No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]______________________________[/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#8000ff]TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]CLYDE : [/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS]No, sir. It's the same dog.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]______________________________[/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma]TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=gray]HAROLD: A teacher[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]______________________________[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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