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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 395900" data-attributes="member: 1246">rectum stretcher..........&nbsp;While she was &#039;flying&#039; down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a Bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in Wait.&nbsp;The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirkwe all know and love, asked, &#039;What&#039;s your hurry?&#039;&nbsp;To which she replied, &#039;I&#039;m late for work.&#039; &nbsp;&#039;Oh yeah,&#039; said the cop, &#039;what do you do?&#039; &nbsp;I&#039;m a rectum stretcher,&#039; she responded. &nbsp;The cop stammered, &#039;A what? A rectum stretcher? and just what does a rectum stretcher do?&#039; &nbsp;&#039;Well,&#039; she said, &#039;I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers,then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get bothhands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it&#039;s about 6 feet wide.&#039; &nbsp;&#039;And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2&nbsp; &nbsp; :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />?&#039; he asked.&nbsp;&#039;You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...&#039; &nbsp;Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop&#039;s Face....... PRICELESS </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 395900, member: 1246"] rectum stretcher.......... [SIZE=4][B][I][COLOR=#008000]While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a Bridge[/COLOR][/I][/B] [/SIZE] [I][B][COLOR=#008000][SIZE=4]only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in Wait.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.' [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?' [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? and just what does a rectum stretcher do?' [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/I][B][I][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]I work from side to side until I can get both[/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][/B] [I][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.' [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot :censored:?' he asked[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/I][B][I][SIZE=4].[/SIZE][/I][/B] [I][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...' [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff]Traffic Ticket $95.00 [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff]Court Costs $45.00 [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff]Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/I] [/QUOTE]

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