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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 396343" data-attributes="member: 1246">ABOUT GROWING OLDER...&nbsp;First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stoplying about your age and start bragging about it.&nbsp;&nbsp;Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worthwaiting in line for.&nbsp;Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Notme, I want people to know &quot;why&quot; I look this way.I&#039;ve traveled a long way and some of the roadsweren&#039;t paved.&nbsp;Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to goback to youth, think of Algebra.&nbsp;Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything eitherdries up or leaks.&nbsp;Sixth ~ I don&#039;t know how I got over the hill withoutgetting to the top.&nbsp;Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you aboutaging is that it is such a nice change from being young.&nbsp;Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendidthe day has been.&nbsp;Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old iscomfortable.&nbsp;Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground withsticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it&#039;s calledgolf.&nbsp;And finally ~ If you don&#039;t learn to laugh at trouble,you won&#039;t have anything to laugh at when you are old.&nbsp;Good Advice: Never, under any circumstances, take asleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 396343, member: 1246"] ABOUT GROWING OLDER... First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been. Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf. And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old. Good Advice: Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. [/QUOTE]

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