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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 397908" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Free Kittens....</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"> Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">"FREE KITTENS" next to them. Suddenly a big line of big black cars </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">what do you have there in the box?" he asked.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">"Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">open yet." "What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">"DEMOCRATS" says Little Suzy.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">sensing a good photo opportunity, Barack Hussein Obama called </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">media there and tell everyone about these great kittens. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Barack Hussein </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">away today." "Yes sir," Suzy said, "They are all "REPUBLICAN" kittens."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Taken by surprise, Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">that they were DEMOCRATS."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 397908, member: 1246"] Free Kittens.... [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New] Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]"FREE KITTENS" next to them. Suddenly a big line of big black cars [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl, [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]what do you have there in the box?" he asked.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]"Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]open yet." "What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]"DEMOCRATS" says Little Suzy.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]sensing a good photo opportunity, Barack Hussein Obama called [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]media there and tell everyone about these great kittens. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Barack Hussein [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]away today." "Yes sir," Suzy said, "They are all "REPUBLICAN" kittens."[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]Taken by surprise, Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]that they were DEMOCRATS."[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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