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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 399480" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Reasons That Dogs Are Better Than Women</p><p> </p><p><strong>1-</strong> Dogs don't shop.</p><p><strong>2-</strong> Dogs never expect gifts.</p><p><strong>3-</strong> Dogs love it when your friends come over.</p><p><strong>4-</strong> Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.</p><p><strong>5-</strong> The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.</p><p><strong>6-</strong> Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.</p><p><strong>7-</strong> Dogs don't notice if you call them by other names.</p><p><strong>8-</strong> Dogs never want foot rubs.</p><p><strong>9-</strong> Dogs are excited by rough play.</p><p><strong>10-</strong> Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.</p><p><strong>11-</strong> It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.</p><p><strong>12-</strong> Dogs never need to examine a relationship.</p><p><strong>13-</strong> Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.</p><p><strong>14-</strong> A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.</p><p><strong>15-</strong> A dog's parents never drop in to visit.</p><p><strong>16-</strong> Dogs love long car rides.</p><p><strong>17-</strong> Dogs understand that instincts are better than stopping for directions.</p><p><strong>18-</strong> Dogs like beer.</p><p><strong>19-</strong> No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.</p><p><strong>20-</strong> Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 399480, member: 1246"] Reasons That Dogs Are Better Than Women [B]1-[/B] Dogs don't shop. [B]2-[/B] Dogs never expect gifts. [B]3-[/B] Dogs love it when your friends come over. [B]4-[/B] Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. [B]5-[/B] The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. [B]6-[/B] Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. [B]7-[/B] Dogs don't notice if you call them by other names. [B]8-[/B] Dogs never want foot rubs. [B]9-[/B] Dogs are excited by rough play. [B]10-[/B] Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public. [B]11-[/B] It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house. [B]12-[/B] Dogs never need to examine a relationship. [B]13-[/B] Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. [B]14-[/B] A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. [B]15-[/B] A dog's parents never drop in to visit. [B]16-[/B] Dogs love long car rides. [B]17-[/B] Dogs understand that instincts are better than stopping for directions. [B]18-[/B] Dogs like beer. [B]19-[/B] No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood. [B]20-[/B] Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. [/QUOTE]
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