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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 399910" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Prospective Juror......</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">As a potential juror in an assault-and-battery case, I was sitting in a courtroom, answering questions from both sides. The Crown prosecutor asked such questions as: Had I ever been mugged? Did I know the victim or the defendant? The defense attorney took a different approach, however. "I see you are a teacher," he said. "What do you teach?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"English and theatre," I responded.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Then I guess I better watch my grammar," the defense attorney quipped.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"No," I shot back. "You better watch your acting."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">When the laughter in the courtroom died down, I was excused from the case. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 399910, member: 1246"] Prospective Juror...... [FONT=Times New Roman]As a potential juror in an assault-and-battery case, I was sitting in a courtroom, answering questions from both sides. The Crown prosecutor asked such questions as: Had I ever been mugged? Did I know the victim or the defendant? The defense attorney took a different approach, however. "I see you are a teacher," he said. "What do you teach?" "English and theatre," I responded. "Then I guess I better watch my grammar," the defense attorney quipped. "No," I shot back. "You better watch your acting." When the laughter in the courtroom died down, I was excused from the case. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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