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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 399936" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>M</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>y tire was thumping. </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I thought it was flat </span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">When I looked at the tire... </span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I noticed your cat. </span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> S<span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">orry!</span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>H</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>eard your wife left you, </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">How upset you must be. </span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> b<span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">ut don't fret about it... </span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She moved in with me. </span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>L</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>ooking back over the years </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">that we've been together, </span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I can't help but wonder... </span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'What the hell was I thinking?' </span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Edwardian Script ITC'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Edwardian Script ITC'"><strong>C</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>ongratulations on your wedding day! </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Too bad no one likes your husband. </span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>H</strong></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">ow could two people as beautiful as you</span></span></span></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Have such an ugly baby?</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>'ve always wanted to have </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">someone to hold, </span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">someone to love. </span></span></strong></strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">After having met you .. </span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I've changed my mind.</span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Edwardian Script ITC'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Edwardian Script ITC'"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong> must admit, you brought Religion into my life. </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I never believed in Hell until I met you. </span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>A</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">That you're not here to ruin it for me. </span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>C</strong></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>ongratulations on your promotion. </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Before you go... </span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Would you like to take this knife out of my back? </span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">You'll probably need it again.</span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>***********************</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Edwardian000D000A Script ITC'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Edwardian000D000A Script ITC'"><strong>H</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>appy Birthday, Uncle Dad! </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">(Available only in </span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Tennessee</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong> , Kentucky & West Virginia )</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>H</strong></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>appy birthday! You look great for your age.</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p> A<strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">lmost Lifelike! </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>W</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>hen we were together, </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">you always said you'd die for me. </span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Now that we've broken up, </span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I think it's time you kept your promise.</span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>////////////////////////////</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Edwardian Script ITC'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Edwardian Script ITC'"><strong>W</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>e have been friends for a very long time .. </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">let's say we stop?</span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Edwardian Script ITC'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Edwardian Script ITC'"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'<strong><strong>m so miserable without you</strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">it's almost like you're here.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>=====================================================</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Edwardian Script ITC'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Edwardian Script ITC'"><strong>C</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>ongratulations on your new bundle of joy. </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Did you ever find out who the father was? </span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #ff80c0"><span style="color: #ff80c0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>****</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Edwardian Script ITC'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Edwardian Script ITC'"><strong>Y</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>our friends and I wanted to do </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">something special for your birthday. </span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">So we're having you put to sleep.</span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Edwardian Script ITC'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Edwardian Script ITC'"><strong>S</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>o your daughter's a hooker,</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>and it spoiled your day.</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Look at the bright side,</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>it's real good pay.</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 399936, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]M[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]y tire was thumping. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]I thought it was flat [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Arial][B][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]When I looked at the tire... [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]I noticed your cat. [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/FONT] S[FONT=Arial][B][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]orry![/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][FONT=Arial][B]H[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]eard your wife left you, [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]How upset you must be. [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/B] b[FONT=Arial][B][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]ut don't fret about it... [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]She moved in with me. [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]L[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]ooking back over the years [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]that we've been together, [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Arial][B][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]I can't help but wonder... [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]'What the hell was I thinking?' [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/FONT] [B][FONT=Edwardian Script ITC][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Edwardian Script ITC][B]C[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]ongratulations on your wedding day! [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]Too bad no one likes your husband. [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/B] [B][SIZE=7][B]H[/B][/SIZE][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]ow could two people as beautiful as you[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Have such an ugly baby?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]I[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]'ve always wanted to have [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]someone to hold, [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Arial][B][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]someone to love. [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/FONT][FONT=Arial][B][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]After having met you .. [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]I've changed my mind.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [/FONT] [B][FONT=Edwardian Script ITC][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Edwardian Script ITC][B]I[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B] must admit, you brought Religion into my life. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]I never believed in Hell until I met you. [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]A[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]That you're not here to ruin it for me. [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/B] [B][SIZE=7][B]C[/B][/SIZE][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]ongratulations on your promotion. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]Before you go... [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Arial][B][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]Would you like to take this knife out of my back? [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]You'll probably need it again.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/FONT] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]***********************[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Edwardian000D000A Script ITC][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Edwardian000D000A Script ITC][B]H[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]appy Birthday, Uncle Dad! [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial](Available only in [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]Tennessee[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B] , Kentucky & West Virginia )[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [B][SIZE=7][B]H[/B][/SIZE][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]appy birthday! You look great for your age.[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] A[B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]lmost Lifelike! [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000a0][COLOR=#0000a0][FONT=Arial][B]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]W[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]hen we were together, [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]you always said you'd die for me. [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][B][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]Now that we've broken up, [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][B][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]I think it's time you kept your promise.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]////////////////////////////[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Edwardian Script ITC][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Edwardian Script ITC][B]W[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]e have been friends for a very long time .. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]let's say we stop?[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia][FONT=Arial][B]+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [B][FONT=Edwardian Script ITC][SIZE=7][FONT=Edwardian Script ITC][B]I[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]'[B][B]m so miserable without you[/B][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]it's almost like you're here.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]=====================================================[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Edwardian Script ITC][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Edwardian Script ITC][B]C[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]ongratulations on your new bundle of joy. [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]Did you ever find out who the father was? [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#ff80c0][COLOR=#ff80c0][FONT=Arial][B]****[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Edwardian Script ITC][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Edwardian Script ITC][B]Y[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]our friends and I wanted to do [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]something special for your birthday. [/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][B][B][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]So we're having you put to sleep.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Edwardian Script ITC][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Edwardian Script ITC][B]S[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]o your daughter's a hooker,[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]and it spoiled your day.[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]Look at the bright side,[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][B]it's real good pay.[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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