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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 402623" data-attributes="member: 1246">amazing simple home remedies&nbsp;1. If you&#039;re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.&nbsp;2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetablesby getting someone else to hold the vegetableswhile you chop.&nbsp;3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.&nbsp;4. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.&nbsp;5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.&nbsp;6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you&#039;ll be afraid to cough. &nbsp;7. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn&#039;t move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn&#039;t move and does, use the duct tape. &nbsp;8. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.&nbsp;9. If you can&#039;t fix it with a hammer, you&#039;ve got an electrical problem.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 402623, member: 1246"] [FONT=tahoma][SIZE=6][B]amazing simple home remedies[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=5][FONT=verdana]1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=verdana]2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables[/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=verdana][SIZE=5]by getting someone else to hold the vegetables[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=verdana][SIZE=5]while you chop.[/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=5][FONT=verdana]3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.[/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=verdana][SIZE=5]4. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.[/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=5][FONT=verdana]5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=verdana]6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=verdana]7. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=verdana]8. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=verdana]9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.[/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]

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