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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 404869" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. </strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. </span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents who thank him endlessly. </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">A New York Times repor ter has watched the whole event. The reporter, addressing the biker, says, "Sir, th is was</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life." </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what is it that you do when you're not riding your motorcycle?" </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican, and I'm darn proud to be both." </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/" target="_blank"><u><span style="color: #0000ff">The New York Times</span></u></a> to see if it indeed brings news of his actions and reads on the front page: </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH. </span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 404869, member: 1246"] [B]A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. [/B] [B][FONT=Arial]Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents who thank him endlessly. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]A New York Times repor ter has watched the whole event. The reporter, addressing the biker, says, "Sir, th is was[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life." [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what is it that you do when you're not riding your motorcycle?" [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican, and I'm darn proud to be both." [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys [URL="http://www.nytimes.com/"][U][COLOR=#0000ff]The New York Times[/COLOR][/U][/URL] to see if it indeed brings news of his actions and reads on the front page: [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [COLOR=black][B][FONT=Arial]U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH. [/FONT][/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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