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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="cheryl" data-source="post: 408693" data-attributes="member: 1"><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?'</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Gestapo.'</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Then he wrote a third ticket when I c alled him a maroon in blue.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">tickets he wrote.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">me that it's important to my health.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cheryl, post: 408693, member: 1"] [FONT=Tahoma]The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I c alled him a maroon in blue. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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