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<blockquote data-quote="cheryl" data-source="post: 410096" data-attributes="member: 1">New Stock Market Terms:&nbsp;CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.&nbsp;CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.&nbsp;BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. &nbsp;BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. &nbsp;VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. &nbsp;P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. &nbsp;BROKER -- What my broker has made me. &nbsp;STANDARD &amp; POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. &nbsp;STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. &nbsp;STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. &nbsp;FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. &nbsp;MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. &nbsp;CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. &nbsp;YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. &nbsp;WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you&#039;re the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. &nbsp;INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who&#039;s now locked up in a nuthouse. &nbsp;PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use</blockquote>

[QUOTE="cheryl, post: 410096, member: 1"] New Stock Market Terms: CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER -- What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use [/QUOTE]

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