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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 414042" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">CAT LAWS.........</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">All black cats wear bells on Friday the 13th in French Lick Springs, Indiana.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Cats can only be taken on to the street on leads in Lorinc, Hungary. Officials say the measure will protect the public from the "dangerous menace of free range cats."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Joint custody of a family pet, including cats, is not allowed when a couple divorces in Madison, Wisconsin. The feline is legally awarded to whoever happens to have possession of it at the time of the initial separation.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Cats in International Falls, Minnesota are not allowed to chase dogs up telephone poles.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North Carolina.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Pet cats cannot run loose without a taillight in Sterling, Colorado.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Ventura County, California, cats are not allowed to have sex without a permit.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Cats living in Cresskill, New Jersey must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Duluth, Minnesota felines may not sleep in a bakery.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">California bans cats from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">In Zion, Illinois, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to cats.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Cats may not yowl after 9 pm in Columbus, Georgia.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">In Topeka, Kansas, you may not own more than five cats at a time.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">In Shorewood, Wisconsin, however, no more than two cats can be owned by the same family.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You may not keep a pet cat and a pet bird on the same premises in Reed City, Michigan.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Dogcatchers in Virginia are prohibited from bothering cats while he or she is looking for dogs. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 414042, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]CAT LAWS......... All black cats wear bells on Friday the 13th in French Lick Springs, Indiana. Cats can only be taken on to the street on leads in Lorinc, Hungary. Officials say the measure will protect the public from the "dangerous menace of free range cats." Joint custody of a family pet, including cats, is not allowed when a couple divorces in Madison, Wisconsin. The feline is legally awarded to whoever happens to have possession of it at the time of the initial separation. Cats in International Falls, Minnesota are not allowed to chase dogs up telephone poles. Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North Carolina. Pet cats cannot run loose without a taillight in Sterling, Colorado. Ventura County, California, cats are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Cats living in Cresskill, New Jersey must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts. Duluth, Minnesota felines may not sleep in a bakery. California bans cats from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. In Zion, Illinois, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to cats. Cats may not yowl after 9 pm in Columbus, Georgia. In Topeka, Kansas, you may not own more than five cats at a time. In Shorewood, Wisconsin, however, no more than two cats can be owned by the same family. You may not keep a pet cat and a pet bird on the same premises in Reed City, Michigan. Dogcatchers in Virginia are prohibited from bothering cats while he or she is looking for dogs. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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