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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 417579" data-attributes="member: 1246">Two Ladies Talking in Heaven&nbsp;1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry.2nd woman: Hi! I&#039;m Sylvia. How&#039;d you die?1st woman: I froze to death.2nd woman: How horrible!1st woman: It wasn&#039;t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm &amp; sleepy, &amp; finally died a peaceful death. What about you?&nbsp;2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.&nbsp;1st woman: So, what happened?2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic &amp; searched, &amp; down into the basement. Then I went through every closet &amp; checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, &amp; finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack &amp; died.&nbsp;1st woman: Too bad you didn&#039;t look in the freezer---we&#039;d both still be alive. &nbsp;PRICELESS! </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 417579, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][U]Two Ladies Talking in Heaven[/U][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]1st woman: I froze to death.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]2nd woman: How horrible![/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, & finally died a peaceful death. What about you?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]1st woman: So, what happened?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic & searched, & down into the basement. Then I went through every closet & checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, & finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack & died.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]PRICELESS! [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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