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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 425881" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Why Trick or treating is better than sex....................</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">8) The uglier you look; the easier it is to get some.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">5) Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">2) Less guilt the morning after.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">And the No. 1 reason why trick a treating is better than sex.........</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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