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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 428305" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A man walks out to the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Frank.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Passenger: 'Who?'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things </span></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">like that </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">happened to</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Frank Feldman every single time.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis.</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special.</span></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Cabbie: 'There's more... He had a memory like a computer. </span></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He c</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">ould remember everybody's birthday. He</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything.</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">everything right.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid Traffic jams. Not like me, I</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">treat a woman and make her feel good.  He would never answer her back even if she was in the</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">up to Frank Feldman</span></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">.</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank, he died.  I married his @#$%&** widow.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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