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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 428811" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Good Advice.........</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">SO </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . . ...</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.' </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">'How much do you charge?' </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">'I'll sleep on it,' I said. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought myself a new pickup!' </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">'Is that so!' With an attitude he asked . . . 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now ! ! ! ' </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">SCREW THOSE SHRINKS.... GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER! </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 428811, member: 1246"] Good Advice......... [FONT=Arial] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]SO [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . . ...[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.' [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]'How much do you charge?' [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]'I'll sleep on it,' I said. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought myself a new pickup!' [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]'Is that so!' With an attitude he asked . . . 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now ! ! ! ' [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana]SCREW THOSE SHRINKS.... GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER! [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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