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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 428944" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A Little 2-letter Word..........</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">So a 2-letter word has a hundred completely different meanings. So what is this stuff about English being easy?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP." It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we waken in the morning, why do we wake UP?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Now this UP is really confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk size dictionary, the word up, takes UP almost 1/4th the page and definitions add UP to about thirty.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it doesn't rain for a while, things dry UP.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so.... I'll give UP and shut UP.....! </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 428944, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]A Little 2-letter Word..........[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]So a 2-letter word has a hundred completely different meanings. So what is this stuff about English being easy?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP." It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we waken in the morning, why do we wake UP?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Now this UP is really confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk size dictionary, the word up, takes UP almost 1/4th the page and definitions add UP to about thirty.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it doesn't rain for a while, things dry UP.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so.... I'll give UP and shut UP.....! [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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