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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 429363" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">A Woman gets naked in front of her husband and asks: 'What turns you on the most, my pretty face, my voluptuous bust or my sexy butt???</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">He briefly looks her up and down and replies: 'Your sense of humor.'</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">afterwards that all was well. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">However, the patrolman kept feeling something</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">pulling at the hairs in </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">his 'private' area. Worried that it might> mean a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">enough energy to pull his </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">hospital gown up enough, so he could look at what</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">was making him so </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">uncomfortable. </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">strips of adhesive </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Written in large black </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">letters was the sentence: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">'Get well soon... from the nurse in the Jeep</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">you pulled over last week.'</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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