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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 429393" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>BIKER STORY Receives New York Times Best</strong></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>The reporter addressing the biker says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'"</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>The journalist leaves.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page: </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">U.S.</span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 429393, member: 1246"] [B][U][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]BIKER STORY Receives New York Times Best[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]The reporter addressing the biker says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'"[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]The journalist leaves.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page: [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]U.S.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS] MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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