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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 430489" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><em><strong>Subject:</strong></em> Airplane seating</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">window seat</span></span> and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just </span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">get it for you.'</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines sh oe and spat </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">'That looks good, I'd really like one, t oo.' Again, the Marine </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">obligingly went to friend etch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">the Marines other shoe a nd spat in it. When the Marine returned, they </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">all sat back and enjoyed the flight.</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">neighbors... 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosi ty? </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="color: #000000">THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 430489, member: 1246"] [I][B]Subject:[/B][/I] Airplane seating [COLOR=#000000][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][FONT=Times New Roman]Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][FONT=Times New Roman]window seat[/FONT][/COLOR] and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=2]before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]get it for you.'[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines sh oe and spat [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]'That looks good, I'd really like one, t oo.' Again, the Marine [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]obligingly went to friend etch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]the Marines other shoe a nd spat in it. When the Marine returned, they [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]all sat back and enjoyed the flight.[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]neighbors... 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosi ty? [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times][COLOR=#000000] [B][SIZE=2][FONT=Times][COLOR=#000000]THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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