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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 432814" data-attributes="member: 1246">12 REASONS TO BE THANKFUL YOU BURNT THE TURKEY1. Salmonella won’t be a concern.2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year.4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.5. Pets won’t bother to pester you for scraps.6. No one will overeat.7. The smoke alarm was due for a test.8. Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.9. You&#039;ll get to the desserts even quicker.10. After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.11. The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.12. You won’t have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 432814, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]12 REASONS TO BE THANKFUL YOU BURNT THE TURKEY[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]1. Salmonella won’t be a concern.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]5. Pets won’t bother to pester you for scraps.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]6. No one will overeat.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]7. The smoke alarm was due for a test.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]8. Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]9. You'll get to the desserts even quicker.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]10. After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]11. The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]12. You won’t have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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