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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 435799" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>She had to be blonde!!!! </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">S</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">ince we have finished the presidential campaign...... Some political</span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">humor might be in store. The following is a funny and true story occurring</span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">in an AP Government class at a Bend OR High School .</span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">In one of David's classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be</span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">president of the United States. It was pretty simple. The candidate must</span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years of age.</span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the</span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was this</span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.</span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">David and the class were just taking it in and letting her rant, but</span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating........</span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this</span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">country than one born by C-section?"</span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">And they walk among us!</span></span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 435799, member: 1246"] She had to be blonde!!!! [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000a0][B][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial]S[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]ince we have finished the presidential campaign...... Some political humor might be in store. The following is a funny and true story occurring in an AP Government class at a Bend OR High School . In one of David's classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be president of the United States. It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. David and the class were just taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating........ "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][FONT=Arial]And they walk among us![/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/I][/B] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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