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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 441648" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">The Importance of Walking.......</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Walking can add minutes to your life.</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> This enables you at 85 years old</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> at $7,000 per month.</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> My grandpa started walking</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> five miles a day when he was 60.</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Now he's 97 years old,</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> and we don't know where the hell he is.</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I like long walks, especially when they are taken</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> by people who annoy me.</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> The only reason I would take up walking</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I have to walk early in the morning,</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> before my brain figures out what I'm doing.</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Haven't lost a pound.....Apparently you have to go there</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I wash my mouth out with chocolate.</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I do have flabby thighs,</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> but fortunately my stomach covers them.</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> The advantage of exercising every day</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> is so when you die, they'll say,</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> 'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> If you are going to try cross-country skiing,</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> start with a small country.</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years.....just getting over </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">the hill.</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> You could run this over to your friends,</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> but why not just e-mail it to them!</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">information in our heads.</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> That's my story and I'm sticking to it.</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> AND.....</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Happy Hour, and by the time I leave, I look just fine!</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 441648, member: 1246"] [B][SIZE=4]The Importance of Walking.......[/SIZE][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] Walking can add minutes to your life.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] This enables you at 85 years old[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] at $7,000 per month.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] My grandpa started walking[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] five miles a day when he was 60.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] Now he's 97 years old,[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] and we don't know where the hell he is.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] I like long walks, especially when they are taken[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] by people who annoy me.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] The only reason I would take up walking[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] I have to walk early in the morning,[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] before my brain figures out what I'm doing.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] Haven't lost a pound.....Apparently you have to go there[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] I wash my mouth out with chocolate.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] I do have flabby thighs,[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] but fortunately my stomach covers them.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] The advantage of exercising every day[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] is so when you die, they'll say,[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] 'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] If you are going to try cross-country skiing,[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] start with a small country.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years.....just getting over [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]the hill.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] You could run this over to your friends,[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] but why not just e-mail it to them![/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]information in our heads.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] That's my story and I'm sticking to it.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] AND.....[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] Happy Hour, and by the time I leave, I look just fine![/FONT][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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